Monday, November 14, 2005

the pain of his sinister lies

So I warned Esta ahead of time, but several other sweet friends took me too seriously, so I will have to issue the following statement for the record:

I am not engaged to a 19-year old. I am not a rabid Arab Hater. I am not a radical religious fanatic.

I am living at
Bat Ayin right now. We are kinda wacky out here, but nothing to be afraid of. I am considering leaving HUC for good and pursuing Rabbinicism here in the hills.

Funny little typo: At first i typed "I am considering leaving HUC for god..." But it was inadvertent.
By the way-- my cousins Doug & Stacy just had a baby!! MAZAL TOV!! Sophie Lauren Weiner. She is little and tiny and cute and she is my first cousin once removed.
Praise the Lord.
(by the way-- i am still holding a bitter and babyish attitude towards the rest of you, fanatacism or not)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, that was fairly impressive, Stuart. I've got to say, sorry you're not getting the comments...so here's some from me.
Check out http://farbrengiton.com/ and listen to the songs they have posted. I think you'll really enjoy them. By the way...I also find it funny that Stu is Frank. Who's Frank? And why are you now him? I'm confused. Also, I'm glad that you are not rabid. That's not too fun, seeing as you have that annoying foam in your mouth all the time. Anyway, there's my comment. Enjoy!

marlen said...

Sorry, darling, I am an avid reader, but figured my comments wouldn't mean much these days.

Putting it lightly I am damned proud of you for the journey you are taking in Israel, in Judaism, and in cyber-land. But then you've never responded well to my candid remarks so forgive me.

I'll try to....er, no...I WILL be more participatory from now on.

marls

WanderingStu said...

strange people are coming out of the woodwork here at ws.c , all of them in some way related to the appalachians.....

Anonymous said...

Little Stewie, can you send me a 19 year old for Hannukah. Please, pretty please.