People are funny- Thus far, I have told three people that I think I lost my wallet. All of them immediately took on the role of detective, and tried to help me "retrace my steps" to locate the lost item. I posted a note here at the yeshiva just in case some comes across it. My fear is that I will spend tomorrow "retracing" with 25 different detectives.
Just as silly is the fact that I posted a LOST WALLET note at the Yeshiva. The damn thing is filled with pictures of me and cards with my name on it. If someone here found it, I reckon they would know to whom it belonged.
When I was at the Option Institute, I decided that I was going to live my life WHOLEHEARTEDLY from that day forth. If that were true, utterly true, this post would be far more engaging, particularly that first paragraph.
Did you know that I have to GO BACK TO FLORIDA to replace my (possibly) lost Drivers' License? Uh....
Did you know that Israeli teenagers spend like $1000 taking over 20 mandatory driving lessons before they can be licensed? Unreal. As the holder of an American drivers' license, I only have to take 2 lessons----
oh crap!!! What if they need to SEE the license to give me the exemption?
It's 700 miles from DC, where I will be in 3 weeks, to Northern Florida-- what are the chances??
Just as silly is the fact that I posted a LOST WALLET note at the Yeshiva. The damn thing is filled with pictures of me and cards with my name on it. If someone here found it, I reckon they would know to whom it belonged.
When I was at the Option Institute, I decided that I was going to live my life WHOLEHEARTEDLY from that day forth. If that were true, utterly true, this post would be far more engaging, particularly that first paragraph.
Did you know that I have to GO BACK TO FLORIDA to replace my (possibly) lost Drivers' License? Uh....
Did you know that Israeli teenagers spend like $1000 taking over 20 mandatory driving lessons before they can be licensed? Unreal. As the holder of an American drivers' license, I only have to take 2 lessons----
oh crap!!! What if they need to SEE the license to give me the exemption?
It's 700 miles from DC, where I will be in 3 weeks, to Northern Florida-- what are the chances??
1 comment:
i think you need to do a jewish version of 'i left my wallet in el sagundo'
think of the youtube possibilities...
cdb
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