Three items of exciting value:
1) Hey! Reader response to my Torah on Sukkot (previous post) was so amazing (see the flood of comments), that I am encouraged to write even more, to open myself and offer my thoughts even more frequently! Stay tuned!
2) Recent surveys suggest that an increase in bitter sarcasm and lashing out at one's readers and friends does nothing to enhance the atmosphere of love and community on one's website, and may even anger and drive away friends. Nevertheless, the staff at Wanderingstu, eager to give you more of what you love, has chosen to ignore this information, and actually increase the sense of bitterness and anger on the blog. Just for you!
3) For those of you who were worried that recent developments in my romantic life posed a threat to the International "Stu Unloved" Conservation Campaign (I-SUCC: 3 years running and still going strong!), fear no more:
Luckily, after a few weeks of possibly thinking that I had met someone really wonderful and fitting, I am back in the game! A free man, praise the Lord (for He is all Love). No more having to try to learn to understand another person's way of being in the world, no more being aware of how my words and actions affect someone else. No more imagining that maybe someday I will be involved in a vital partnership in this life. Phew! Back to puttering around my trailer, skipping class, sleeping a lot, eating too much... the good stuff.
That said, if there's any fiesty young ladies out there who are eager to meet a guy who is:
1) Hey! Reader response to my Torah on Sukkot (previous post) was so amazing (see the flood of comments), that I am encouraged to write even more, to open myself and offer my thoughts even more frequently! Stay tuned!
2) Recent surveys suggest that an increase in bitter sarcasm and lashing out at one's readers and friends does nothing to enhance the atmosphere of love and community on one's website, and may even anger and drive away friends. Nevertheless, the staff at Wanderingstu, eager to give you more of what you love, has chosen to ignore this information, and actually increase the sense of bitterness and anger on the blog. Just for you!
3) For those of you who were worried that recent developments in my romantic life posed a threat to the International "Stu Unloved" Conservation Campaign (I-SUCC: 3 years running and still going strong!), fear no more:
Luckily, after a few weeks of possibly thinking that I had met someone really wonderful and fitting, I am back in the game! A free man, praise the Lord (for He is all Love). No more having to try to learn to understand another person's way of being in the world, no more being aware of how my words and actions affect someone else. No more imagining that maybe someday I will be involved in a vital partnership in this life. Phew! Back to puttering around my trailer, skipping class, sleeping a lot, eating too much... the good stuff.
That said, if there's any fiesty young ladies out there who are eager to meet a guy who is:
- Occasionally Charming but usually Moody and Depressed
- Funny as Hell but often Offensive & Obnoxious
- Talented but Aimless & Unfocused
- Extremely Lovable but Evidently ABSOLUTELY UNKEEPABLE; (ie- unworthy of an actual long-term relationship)
- Honest and Straightforward
- (sometimes bitingly sarcastic and bitter)
- Nice, Compassionate, Conscientious, Caring (worthless qualities-- sorry, i'm working on getting rid of them)
-hey! if this sounds like the kind of guy with whom YOU'D like to spend a few weeks and then toss to the wayside, you know where to find me.
Happy Holidays!
Happy Holidays!
5 comments:
I'm sorry :( I hope you find someone worthy of all your listed stellar attributes very soon :) Like tomorrow.
I'm angry.
I'm driving away.
(not really)
You should avail yourself of this opportunity to lie around on your couch, eating a block of cheese the size of your head, like George Constanza in his "bachelor paradise."
- Ever onward, charting new frontiers of social propriety.
Costanza*
(Constanza was Frau Mozart)
Well, without the bitter sarcasm it just wouldn't be so uniquely you, would it? Don't let the man censor your individuality! (or some hippy, artsy rant to that effect)
The girl: Hmm, our troubles in love are annoyingly coterminous, we'll see if mine are as fatal (to the particular relationship) as yours. In any case, b'hatzlachah with finding the love of your life, and I'll see you in Yeshivah for Simchat Torah, yes?
bubshki, you're not unloved, as I'm sure you must know. I personally love you from afar, but well:). sending big hugs from where the leaves are the colors of fire and rust...
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