Saturday, August 05, 2006

post-shabbat complaints and ponderings from an over-sensitized cloud of incense smoke

1. It's after Shabbes. I'm burning incense. May it be so for all my days (and not just with incense-- I did some situps and Sun Salutations this morning as well).

2. If you are the person who called me from overseas 6 times in the past 30 hours, including at 1:36am my time-- leave a message!!! I miss you. If you AREN"T the person who called me from overseas, consider the fact that you might suck a little. (972)054-221-5100

3. Comments have been a bit lame on the the blog lately. Not "lame" as in poor quality, but "lame" as in few and far between. You guys want more pics of that HOT Stu Siegel, don't you.

4. Ever listen to Radiohead? Ever listen to music that is sad and highly emotional and makes you feel so-- so-- real? Sometimes I fear that listening to music is detrimental. It's like making love with someone who you've broken up with. It feels so great-- but it's a dead end. It provides nothing for your life that must continue, for your soul that must go on. It-just-feels-good.........

5. Grammar. I believe that the grammatically proper way to write the troublesome sentence in #4 is: It's like making love with someone with whom up you've broken.

Prepositions.

6. Still in a cruddy way. Aimless. Confused.

7. No danger here-- the fighting's in the North and in Gaza, although Gaza is hardly in the news. There are allegations that the Qana massacre was actually a hoax put together by Hizbollah. The funny thing is that folks who normally love conspiracy theories will claim that this one is ridiculous, because it would make those poor Hizbollans look naughty.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"The funny thing is that folks who normally love conspiracy theories will claim that this one is ridiculous, because it would make those poor Hizbollans look naught."

That's not what Mel Gibson said...

Anonymous said...

stu, stu, stu, you makes me laugh, boy. you so FUNNY. if you recall, i wanted to call a while ago and you said you weren't doing so well on the phone and didn't give me your number. so THERE.
can you tell me how you get the subtitle under "wanderingstu" ("having officially..." etc) and where you enter stuff into the "about me" section? yes, i'm pathetically challenged, but i'm blogging nonetheless. consequences be damned.
fyi - you are so completely lovable; your writing reeks of it. just so you know. yashar koyach on the incense and the situps, and the stalwart stabs at decent grammar, and even the crud. keep fighting the good fight, chamud.

Anonymous said...

p.s. i will probably still give some consideration to the fact that i might suck a little, phone attempts notwithstanding. i tend to do this on a daily basis, anyway, so i'm sure i can fit it into my schedule.

WanderingStu said...

mel gibson said what? that Qana was a hoax?? from what i read, he wants world jewry to help him with his drinking problem. maybe we can ruthlessly invade his sovreign state. i mean, it would be unprovoked, right?

(i'm confused)