This is Stu.
Stu Siegel.
I hate him.
Most of the Stuart Siegels on the web are doctors, real estate investors or CEOs. Mostly doctors, with all sorts of fun middle initials, like N: Stuart N. Siegel. Or E: Stuart E. Siegel. There's even a Dr. Jacob S. Siegel, S for Stuart. One of the doctors is a BU grad, like me, but 30 years my senior. There is a Stuart C. Siegel center in Virgina, and there is some weird loner in a trailer in the West Bank as well. Most of them are kinda schleppy, kinda Jewy, richer than me, but at least schleppy and Jewy.
Then there's this guy. Not even Stuart, but "Stu." Check out his modelling site, which features other creepily hot guys, many of them with weird names and frightening chins. I wonder if Stu Siegel the model ever reads WanderingStu the wanderer. Maybe I will email the modelling agency and suggest that he do so. I think this guy owes me one for holding down the fort while he goes Stuing around.
P.S. Stuie- I don't really hate ya, babe. How could I, with a punim like that?
5 comments:
this is absolutely hilarious! i hope your other readers find this amuzing!!
i think you should go for the modeling yourself!!!!!
Stuing around...
Intriguing.
I wonder how that compares with Walshing around?
I don't think his life is all it's cracked up to be...
He is obviously in a state of constant recreational sports, all of which he is compelled to take clothes off. It's like strip-soccer. The one on his website that has the guy doing push ups in the background is obviously showing the loser of the match. All that sport and stripping and competition has to be exhausting.
i don't quite understand why he is looking up at the sky in EVERY picture and what's with pulling down the pants. maybe your alter-stu IS a stripper
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