Trashed-- Bustin' Up the Shabbes Koydesh

Last night I wrote this lovely post, involving lots of html formatting and the definition of melochos. The Israeli internet ate it.
Argh.
In brief........

Here are the ways that I violated the Sabbath this past weekend:

-- I tore toilet paper
-- I carried a check in my pocket
-- I opened the refrigerator, which caused the light to go on

Here's how I taunted the spirit of the Sabbath this past weekend:

--I read 350 pages of The DaVinci Code in essentially one sitting, from 9am to 6pm. You may as well wait for the movie.

Here is one violation of the Holy Shabbos in which I did not engage this week, unlike last week:

-Using a bar of soap, which entails a melachah that is assur, something to do with smoothing.

For more on Shabbat and melachot/melochos come back later, and I will eventually recreate last night's post, z"l