Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Done

So that's it. Due to lack of comments posted directly to this blog, I will never ever communicate with any of you again. I will start a highly elite blog to which only Dr. B_. and Chazarmaveth will have access, and I will be demeaned and scorned across the blogosphere as the most reviled blogger to ever walk the earth.

Even my own mother refuses to post comments here.

My own mother.

GO ON, I DARE YOU-- FIND ONE OTHER BLOG IN THE UNIVERSE THAT HAS A JEW WHO LIVES IN A YESHIVAH POSTING PICTURES OF ARAFAT'S TOMB (not to mention an image of America's premier physician smearing cream cheese on a bagel)... GO ON-- FIND IT!!!

I deserve some sort of award, not to mention a link of Jewlicious.

This hideous turn of events can only be avoided if I receive comments, posted directly to this blog, from 18 (EIGHTEEN- Shmonah-Asar) different people. Otherwise, I shall fade into these hills, and none shall know of me, save the Doctor, the Chazar, and my flock of goats.

Love,
Stuart

Fer cryin' out loud, people, just click the word COMMENT below and write something.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work Cuz. My only disappointment is that you didn't piss on the murder's tomb, but then again I'd hate to see you in an Al-Jizz-Bad video clip.

Anonymous said...

please don't stop blogging....

i tell everyone about your site. i can't understand it either!

WanderingStu said...

you see, Doctor Blinderman-- not even my own mother.... and out of the the 5 comments here, one is you, who always posts, one is ChazMav, by beloved co-blogger, 2 are strangers, drawn in by my Or Kadosh, and one is me.

Not even my own mother.....

Unknown said...

uhhh....how did I end up here?

(Was that Adam's question?)

Anonymous said...

Stuart you don't recognize me and call me a stranger despite our shared blood. I guess I'll call Esta myself.
News here in Crackerville is we have a new Cantor starting Friday night. He's a Jersey boy so perhaps we will be sympaico. Keep up the blogging, stop the winning and keep out of harms way.
Signed Chuck, your Redneck Jew Cuz.

Anonymous said...

Well looky thar-- redneck Jew is my own blood. Silly me. Still don't excuse esta for not commenting (or your mother, the on-line octogenarian).

And Tommy-- OTHER ain't such a bad place to be. no loggin in, and you get to make up whatever name you want. More people should try it. LIKE YOUR WIFE, who would certainly count as one of the desired commenters............

Anonymous said...

SH#*#^%&*,
yer right. it ain't so bad.
Hey Stu, Ram'Allah --- ahhh- haaaa
Jesus's tomb has a much longer line and has been so for 2000 years!!!!!
Whatta you say to these paws?

Anonymous said...

Rachel here - now in the UK. Ok, I finally got round to reading it. Great pictures - funny, I've got some just like them. I'm giving a guest sermon at a Reform synagogue in London next week ... trying to find a way to share some of our trip, but mainly trying to relate the way Jews have responded to Jews re: disengagment with the Kamsa/Bar Kamsa story retold at Tisha B'Av. Feel free to email me any words of wisdom. Have you started yeshiva study yet?
Shabbat Shalom.

Anonymous said...

Well nephew guess you did not get my other stuff.
Keep up the blog and study and stay out of harms way.
I'm noteighty yet. give me a break.
Red neck aunt.

Anonymous said...

Stuart, how's that for my "rabbinacal" skills, she posted to a blog!!! Damn I'm a good teacher. Good shabbas to all.

Anonymous said...

okay stuart, i'm posting here. continue your ranting blogs, your stories, your epics. i love it. end the moritorium so i can have a new adventure to read each morning. it's my new comic strip.

wedding date is set for sunday night, may 28, 2006. so macon will be a hoping place for the weekend.

Anonymous said...

stu,

its erik. craigs younger brother. i have never really taken the time to read a blog, and i can't say i have given yours a proper survey, but if it means something, my mother recommended it to me. and after the excitement of writing my comment, i will give it a better look. maybe all your comments can come from the blindermans.

your the fourth son maybe.

but i will pay attention as best i can, despite my aversion to the blogging phenomena. i am curious about your particular wanderings.
take care,
and be safe
erik

Anonymous said...

we love your site. but please stay out of the west bank.
we want to continue to hear from you.
howard and shoshona

WanderingStu said...

The blog moratorium ends once Scottie Throttle Blinderman has posted a comment. That's the new rule

Anonymous said...

O.K. Stu, I have now opened Pandora's Box and sent your web page to the whole East Lake Commons community!

Paul and I have been enjoying reading about your adventures and we promise to let you know more often how much we appreciate you keeping in touch with us all.

Anonymous said...

in my defense i tried to comment twice and failed this is all new to me so i commented in an email

i think this is incredible and a great way to keep all informed i have bragged to many people about it and told them to look at it

they say 3 times is a charm let's hope i can succeed in posting this comment

Anonymous said...

ESTA!!!!!!!!!!!!! my mother appears-- looks like the blog will soon be up.. still waiting for a few more, though.

Anonymous said...

red neck aunt.
right on esta.
stuart, start again.
how about a comment for me?

Anonymous said...

My Aunt Barbara ain't no redneck.
By she sure could dance back in the day... and she's computer savvy!

Anonymous said...

My Aunt Barbara ain't no redneck.
By she sure could dance back in the day... and she's computer savvy!

Anonymous said...

I will tell you my wandering Stu what do I know of bloggers? Your mother spent a long time with me to get to this blooger and I still messed up and had to call her back. Well my friend you have a great picture on your site...You look great..along with your student?? How does it feel to have a herd of goats..I wanted to get this note to you and be included in the 18 comments. Let me start reading your web site before it gets to late and I have to go to bed. Love Burt + Marion

Anonymous said...

It's a shame that mom had to interrupt my partying in New Orleans over the weekend to be able to read the blog and comment and then be able to teach Burtie.

keep up the blogging...it is great to read about your happenings and also hear what dr. blinderman (i mean my other brother) has to say.